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Assorted Jokes
Q. Why did the the koala fall out of the tree?
A. It was dead.
Q. Why did the second koala fall from the tree?
A. It was dead, too.
Q. Why did the third koala fall from the tree?
A. It thought the others were playing games.
Q. Why the fourth koala fall from the tree?
A. Had a Heart Attack when it saw koalas falling out of trees
Q. Why did fifth koala fall from the tree?
A. Got hit by a Refrigerator
Q. Why did the wombat die
A. He was hit by 5 koalas and a Refrigerator
why did the girl fall off the swing...?

she was hit by a fridge!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

The way they say ahhhh-men.

You're so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard on?

             Did you hear about the guy who drove his Ford Chevy truck into the lake?            it a rock

You know you're ghetto, if you name your kids after cars you can't afford!

You're so poor, you have a big hole in the wall and call it central air.

I hate to brag, but if I was sitting on the toilet, and got the hiccups, I'd siphon the bowl dry!

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, Four for a Dollar.

I'm gonna tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. Oops, my bad -- someone already told you.

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, What color?

If my pants aren't at my ankles, don't open your mouth!

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."

You are so fat, I put a quarter up your butt and you spat out a Little Debbie cake.

The bakery called -- they want their rolls back!

Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

A guy walks into a bar, and sustains a mild concussion.

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom it blew your house off its wheels!

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

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